WEIRD & WACKY ARCADE

GAME 01Handle With SuspicionYou are a mantis-shrimp customs inspector at a midnight fish dock where salmon are pouring in too fast to touch safely. Some fish are legal, some are "suspicious," and the only reliable way to secure GAME 02Monotreme FeverYou are the climate operator of a very illegal natural history exhibit where runaway platypus-stones are trying to escape categorization. Each round, impossible little egg-rock-beasts skitter across a GAME 03Night Raft RaidYou are the keeper of a midnight reed-bridge over a black river full of living sea sparkle. In each 60-second run, you dash off your shrine, snatch haunted straw effigies drifting in the dark, drag th GAME 04Pole to SoleYou run a deeply illegal migratory refitting kiosk suspended between the Arctic and Antarctic. Neon flocks of arctic terns stream across the screen on elegant wind arcs, each trying to complete a retu GAME 05Split Decision PlayaYou are the illegal weather-judge of a haunted salt flat where indecisive stones can be split into twins. Each round, boulders sit between identical mirage shrines and refuse to choose. Your job is to GAME 06Loogie LoopYou are the disgraced sanitation controller of a public polar transit hall where migrating arctic terns refuse to fly in straight lines. To keep them moving, you commit tiny crimes: firing illegal spi GAME 07Waggle SwitchbackYou are the frantic traffic choreographer of a cliffside hive built on impossible rails. Foragers do not respond to left and right in screen space; they respond to waggle commands relative to a slowly GAME 08Shade Signal PanicYou are a courier skimming across a fraudulent checkerboard observatory where nothing should be trusted. Movement is not aimed at the screen; it is encoded relative to a sun marker that keeps sliding GAME 09Heterodyne DriftYou are not hitting a ball. You are tuning a haunted little weather instrument and hoping the court obeys. In `Heterodyne Drift`, a single stone sits on a boxed roque court full of wickets, banks, and GAME 10Bill, Bowl, BluffYou are an impossible suitor on a tiny forest stage, building a bower runway out of glowing glass junk while an unseen judge watches from the far end. In `Bill, Bowl, Bluff`, you sprint around placing